THIS HAPPENED TODAY.

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They’re called the “Tap Dancing Christmas Trees” and yes, it certainly was as scary as it looks.

In other news, I got an American phone number, but I’m not telling you what it is. Seems fair. If I genuinely know who you are, feel free to ask me for it. I still may decline.

The Very Wordy Tour preparation is heating up. My clothes are at the dry-cleaners, I’ve been cutting out hundreds of bow-ties and I’ve been filling up my giant pencil case! Yes, the famous Continue reading